Utopia Lost: The Age of Change
They say things are forever changing; and as each age passes by, our style of play within Utopia changes as well. The Age of Change began with with a number of episodes: the emergence of a previously known alliance from the ashes, the rise of newly formed kingdoms with high ambitions, the challenge of unwritten laws embedded within the norms of the Utopian community, and the frustration of game instability which in turn forced OMAC to run the newly coded Utopia on the WoL server earlier than expected. It truly was an age of change for everyone, as customs formed ages ago were broken, and the struggle for dominance at the top turned fierce. Kingdoms, old and new, discarded the traditions that marked Utopia's recent past, in order to accommodate and compete with the current times of this forever changing world we call Utopia.
At the Top of the WoL
Sonata, a new kingdom this age that was built on the basis of friends (mostly from the retired player base) and having fun, captured the prestigious NW and Land Crown at EoA, edging out Sanctuary of Absalom by a mere 1k acres. Rage of Absalom took #3 for NW/Land, and Mercy of Absalom and Zenobias Zealots alternated with the #4 and #5 spots, with Mercy taking #4 NW and #5 Land, and ZZ taking #5 NW and #4 Land. uTimes had a chance to chat with Realest, monarch of Sonata.
uTimes: Did you start this age with the intention of going for #1?
Realest: I didn't really care to gun for the crown as the main premise, and searching out the next Reunion then dicing for 8 weeks isn't exactly what I had in mind. I knew we have a lot of talent to shoot for the top, but on that same premise, I think with this talent we could make a lot of kingdoms bend over and set the tone. So the initial plan was to chart with the preference on wars. Basically, I wouldn't ever agree to adjust our strat just to make top 5 (ie put in dice build for 6 weeks) for a shot at the crown. I also don't wanna give out naps like free candy on Halloween and pussyfoot around. That's not fun to me and it would kinda feel hollow playing a sims game rather than a military game. We took the age in stride, and we hung around Top 5 seemingly all age. That's when a chance for a crown seemed realistic, so we started changing our mindset over to it. We were going to bank as a kingdom regardless, because I feel that is a mechanic that is required to survive at the top. Our initial set up saw us exploring up 2 cows, and then it became 1 after we secured our position.
uTimes: What were some of the challenges that your kingdom had to go through this age?
Realest: I had to be respectful to the idiots I faced, and it was a big challenge for me personally.
uTimes: Were there times that you felt your reign would be challenged in any way?
Realest: There was never a big "wtf" scary moment. HaLL did GB us with 3 kingdoms, but they just wanted an EoA CF, so we gave it to them. We were up in acres for their alliance anyway.
Note: There was a showdown between Sanctuary and Sonata which occurred minutes before EoA. This conflict will be covered in the Noteworthy Conflicts of the Age section.
uTimes: Would you say your kingdom's set up suited this age compared to the rest of the kingdoms around you?
Realest: I have to say we had a very good banker in phiwha, because dicing this age was retarded and you had to empty the pool first. Phiwha, in my opinion, did a very good job of it. I never saw the pool go above 120 acres personally.
uTimes: What would you say are some of the more defining moments this age that helped you achieve #1?
Realest: I noticed Rage diced their pool, so I think activity really helped for us. The two wars we had definitely helped us; the first one helped to spring up our bank, and the second one allowed us to create provinces that rivaled Rage's province sizes, which I felt was instrumental in getting EoA NAPs with Absalom, since Rage's unbreakable advantage was negated as I saw it.
uTimes: If you had a chance to re-do this age, what would you keep the same? What would you do different?
Realest: I would keep the same leadership, Phlayre/phiwha/fimbul are great, and our two ladies were great help keeping the boys motivated - they do a great job with paperwork, SMSing, and account management. What I would change is probably let fimbul play one of the banks, and try to war more.
The Most Powerful Kingdoms in the World
July 1st, YR9
1 Sonata (16:10) Jarn (#10) 31,077,098 gc
2 Sanctuary of Absalom (1:25) Zark (#25) 28,497,582 gc
3 Rage of Absalom (12:16) Porsta (#16) 27,800,089 gc
4 Mercy of Absalom (5:29) Dorf (#29) 20,676,201 gc
5 Zenobias Zealots (12:1) Astel (#1) 20,118,271 gc
6 Equilibrium Hostile (5:12) Linst (#12) 17,470,119 gc
7 HaLL of Heroes WAR (2:30) Enia (#30) 17,034,763 gc
8 PANTI PIJAT MARVEL (14:21) Verdok (#21) 14,791,830 gc
9 TrinityLuvsUCormach (12:11) Kamoria (#11) 14,768,914 gc
10 Hall of CCproxy (14:38) Maui (#38) 14,574,904 gc
The Largest Kingdoms in the World
July 1st, YR9
1 Sonata (16:10) Jarn (#10) 172,089 Acres
2 Sanctuary of Absalom (1:25) Zark (#25) 171,100 Acres
3 Rage of Absalom (12:16) Porsta (#16) 150,827 Acres
4 Zenobias Zealots (12:1) Astel (#1) 128,058 Acres
5 Mercy of Absalom (5:29) Dorf (#29) 117,949 Acres
6 HaLL of Heroes WAR (2:30) Enia (#30) 101,145 Acres
7 Equilibrium Hostile (5:12) Linst (#12) 101,136 Acres
8 Hall of CCproxy (14:38) Maui (#38) 91,647 Acres
9 TrinityLuvsUCormach (12:11) Kamoria (#11) 88,594 Acres
10 PANTI PIJAT MARVEL (14:21) Verdok (#21) 82,291 Acres
Bank Club
The #1 NW and Land Province Crown went to phiwha, player of Sonata's bank, From Heretic leaders. Phiwha maintained a solid lead at EoA, ahead of the #2 NW/Land province, Natural Selection (played by CGG). Omega Supreme and Primus from Sanctuary of Absalom obtained #3 and #4 on the charts, and #5 was split between vacca maximus from Fratzia (NW) and George Bidwell from Sinners (Land). uTimes had a chance to interview phiwha on his banking experience this age.
uTimes: Did you start the age with the intention that your province was going to be the bank?
phiwha: Not especially. We definitely left the option open as we started the age with 5 bank killers that we explored up to ~1-1.2k acres oop. We were a new independent kingdom without much of a plan early in the age, so we decided to see how the age played out first. Basically whoever ended up biggest when we had an opportunity to create a bank was going to be it.
uTimes: There were a lot of bank wars during the beginning of the age, were you / your kingdom involved in some of them? Did these bank wars influence or challenge your route to #1?
phiwha: The really only notable conflict we had was mostly with the HaLL banks. I don’t remember the specifics, but from what I remember our banks/bank killers hitting the following kingdoms for land: HaLL of GA, Sleepy, Defiance, HaLL of Beware, warred Beware, Whispers, 5:3, HaLL of ZZ. Eventually HaLL organized a mini gb on our banks which was retalled then CF'ed.
uTimes: About when did your kingdom start shooting you up, and what do you think are the reasons you ended up about 7k~ acres higher than the #2 province?
phiwha: After the major threats were negated by through diplomacy, or were in war, we organized a huge soldier feed where I stocked up ~275 mill gold (aiding out ~50 mill gold for TB to take soldiers) and cleared pool. A little before that time, there were I believe only 3 provinces that were bigger than me, Hesus from Fratzia, UG from Sinners, CGG from ZZ. Hesus got taken down by ABS, and later on the age, CGG took down UG. If the age had lasted longer most likely CGG from ZZ would have passed me in acres, as he had ~9k acres in pool which he didn't have time/resources to clear. So mostly, I won province crown by staying out of trouble late game. ;)
uTimes: What qualities would you say a successful banker should have?
phiwha: Besides being active, there's not much skill involved. The most overlooked part of being a good bank is actually having an active kingdom that is organized enough to support you with feeds, aid/tb cycling, etc. And of course, being a good bank is not always about being the biggest, your ultimate goal should be to benefit the kingdoms goals. Seeing as I ended the age with +450 mill TB which contributed significantly to our eoa NW pump, I think our kingdom had a successfull bank. ;)
uTimes: There were kingdoms this age that launched two semi-banks instead of one bank, what is your view on semi-banks vs. only one bank? What were some of the factors that made Sonata choose to go with one bank, as opposed to two semi-banks?
phiwha: Pumping two banks is usually safer/easier and gives you one more province that is unbreakable if you end up warring, but 1 big bank gives the most benefit to the kingdom economy wise. Ultimately it comes down to your kingdoms situation/strategy vs potential threats. Based on our position in the charts and our potential threats, we decided to go with 1 bank.
A glance of phiwha's EoA CB can be found below:
The Most Powerful Provinces in the World
July 1st, YR9
1 From Heretic leaders (16:10) Elf Sonata (16:10) Jarn (#10) 6,686,784 gc
2 Natural Selection (12:1) Elf Zenobias Zealots (12:1) Astel (#1) 4,036,324 gc
3 Omega Supreme (1:25) Elf Get Well Cormach (1:25) Zark (#25) 3,980,620 gc
4 Primus (1:25) Elf Get Well Cormach (1:25) Zark (#25) 3,417,651 gc
5 vacca maximus (2:1) Elf Fratzia (2:1) Astel (#1) 2,881,112 gc
6 Baby Duck Hat (12:16) Elf Rage of Absalom (12:16) Porsta (#16) 2,822,956 gc
7 George Bidwell (11:1) Elf SinnersBEATINGgaNzz (11:1) Astel (#1) 2,702,379 gc
8 Duk Gu Kao Bai (2:30) Elf HaLL of Heroes WAR (2:30) Enia (#30) 2,513,852 gc
9 A Bloodstone awakens (16:10) Elf Sonata (16:10) Jarn (#10) 2,334,700 gc
10 out of the water (12:16) Elf Rage of Absalom (12:16) Porsta (#16) 2,252,721 gc
The Largest Provinces in the World
July 1st, YR9
1 From Heretic leaders (16:10) Elf Sonata (16:10) Jarn (#10) 34,567 Acres
2 Natural Selection (12:1) Elf Zenobias Zealots (12:1) Astel (#1) 27,176 Acres
3 Omega Supreme (1:25) Elf Get Well Cormach (1:25) Zark (#25) 23,015 Acres
4 Primus (1:25) Elf Get Well Cormach (1:25) Zark (#25) 21,290 Acres
5 George Bidwell (11:1) Elf SinnersBEATINGgaNzz (11:1) Astel (#1) 16,589 Acres
6 vacca maximus (2:1) Elf Fratzia (2:1) Astel (#1) 16,247 Acres
7 Duk Gu Kao Bai (2:30) Elf HaLL of Heroes WAR (2:30) Enia (#30) 15,903 Acres
8 Baby Duck Hat (12:16) Elf Rage of Absalom (12:16) Porsta (#16) 14,541 Acres
9 out of the water (12:16) Elf Rage of Absalom (12:16) Porsta (#16) 13,170 Acres
10 MacGyver (2:30) Elf HaLL of Heroes WAR (2:30) Enia (#30) 13,094 Acres
War and Ceasefire (and Hostile!)
There has been much debate in regards to the style of play that went on this age. Fresh out of protection, the WoL witnessed all sorts of peculiar and shocking things. One particular event was the applied GBP on banks around the WoL, from independent kingdoms to alliance kingdoms. It was also this exact event which triggered the bank fight that involved kingdoms from all sorts of backgrounds and sizes. Around YR2-YR3 the bank wars were still taking place. Fratzia's bank held the reign at #1 at the time, and received an alliance-wide bounce wave from Absalom and the Truidian Federation (TF). Reasons for the bounce wave listed that Fratzia and their allies had collaborated together against Sanctuary of Absalom, in which Sanctuary had received notice breaks from all Fratzia-allianced kingdoms simultaneously. Thus, Absalom and TF took action to secure their own banks as it was mentioned Fratzia's bank had threatened their largest provinces at the time. A slaughter fest took place, which paved the road for the banks that managed to successfully break away in the later parts of the age.
A new turbulence surfaced not long after, starting with the kingdom of Echoes, and the unnamed kingdom of 5:3. The plot thickened as more kingdoms were added into the batch: Sonata, Playboys, Marvel, and Equilibrium of Absalom. The first part of this snowball effect can be read [here]. After their conflict with Sonata, 5:3 received a wave from Playboys, who also used the FW bug. Leadership from 5:3 mentioned that their reasons were identical to Sonata's. 5:3 was given three options: a continuation of hits from their remaining hitters and a CF; two hits on their biggest provinces, CF, and then a promised war; or to owe Playboys a free wave later with a CF attached after. 5:3 chose the latter option.
The events that followed after occurred in a blur; 5:3 decided to war Playboys instead, and pumped up accordingly during the remainder of their FW. 12 hours before their scheduled declare date, they noticed Playboys had semi-waved Marvel. Communications between 5:3 and Marvel revealed that Marvel had no intentions of warring Playboys, and retaliated their hits subsequently. 5:3 then waited for Playboys' armies to return, and made their hits to unfriendly, pressing the declare button. (Note: Unfortunately, uTimes was unable to receive information from Playboys, so paragraphs from above are based solely on information given from 5:3 and Marvel.) In that war, 5:3 gained approximately 24k acres. However, the worst was far from over. Equilibrium of Absalom was next to also use the FW bug against 5:3. Unfortunately, details of the conflict with 5:3 and Equilibrium of Absalom were not documented by uTimes, and conclusions could not be reported.
Next came a NAP break between the then #1 bank from Sinners, George Bidwell, and the then #2 for NW and #3 for land bank from Zenobias Zealots, Natural Selection. ZZ's reasons for the NAP break was in response to a NAP break Sinners had performed and the usage of the FW bug to wave ZZ earlier. The tussle between ZZ's and Sinners' banks would last for the remainder of the age, with Natural Selection producing the biggest hit on the server this age, at a staggering 2841 acres.
- February 14th, YR7 Natural Selection (12:1) captured 2841 acres of land from George Bidwell (11:1).
EoA wars and waves were aplenty this round as well, with the action intensifying as EoA drew closer. ZZ came out victorious against Fratzia [covered here], and HaLL of Heroes ended the age duking it out with Sleepy. The war between Sanctuary of Absalom and HaLL of Force produced an astounding surprise which vaulted Sanctuary to the top of the charts for Land [covered here]. Approximately two days before the age was over, Sonata sent a full wave into 5:3. In a stunning twist of events, 5:3 received an unexpected wave of 13 deletions, and their unfortunate collapse allowed Sonata to re-take the crown in Land [covered here]. Lastly, in the final hours of the age, Sanctuary of Absalom broke NAP and waved into Sonata for approximately 14k acres. According to the final charts, Sonata retained both #1 NW and #1 Land. However, it was also speculated that the EoA Charts were updated 40 minutes later than expected. Unfortunately, uTimes was unable to confirm any further details of the event.
The List of Nobility
The Honor crown this age was won by Freeakstyle, having edged out Old School, the #2 honor kingdom, by about 1k honor points. Smoking Kills, The Flying KD TF, and Pyromaniacs TF rounded up the T5 in honor, respectively. uTimes had a chance to talk with Loiso, Monarch of Freeakstyle.
uTimes: Tell me about your age, how many wars did Freeakstyle have? How many of them were wins?
Loiso: 4 wars, 1 lost 2 won and another one was dragged till EoA.
uTimes: Were there any memorable wars this age you had that you would like to share?
Loiso: Our first war, the one we have lost. I think it was most interesting war in the age even though we lost it.
uTimes: Was it your intention to go for the honor crown this age?
Loiso: No not really. We generally do not set such kind of goals. But when in our last war our opponents decided to drag the war till EoA, we decided to take part in honor race.
uTimes: Freeakstyle has gone for NW/Land in the past, what do you think are the significant differences in the transition between NW/Land and Honor?
Loiso: We had much more challenge when warred on higher NW level.
uTimes: The gap between the T5 honor kingdoms was very narrow. Was there any EoA action involved in order to keep your #1 spot?
Loiso: In last hour of age we dropped our NW by razing buildings and releasing most of troops. This helped us to gain enough honor to maintain #1 position in chart.
The Most Honorable Kingdoms in the World
July 1st, YR9
1 FREEAKSTYLE at WAR (14:19) Targo (#19) 80,297
2 Old School Hostile (14:28) Cantora (#28) 79,602
3 Smoking Kills (7:30) Enia (#30) 78,118
4 The Flying KD TF (8:11) Kamoria (#11) 77,065
5 Pyromaniacs TF (5:9) Islia (#9) 73,590
6 Majesty KLA WARRRR (9:34) Icia (#34) 72,326
7 BALANCE (8:1) Astel (#1) 70,492
8 We Hurt (1:7) Gaia (#7) 68,022
9 M A L A Y S I A (10:4) Darth (#4) 67,827
10 RecliningStoners (13:19) Targo (#19) 67,189
The Crowned Prince
The #1 Honor Province crown went to Clash of Character (played by a player with the nick eueuBeaR), from the kingdom The Break Up. The Age of Change produced a total of four princes at EoA with African Tiger Fish from The Fish, and HateCrew and LaChrizz from Smoking Kills being the other three that received the luxurious title. S E R A P H I E L from iGnOmErCy rounded the T5 honor provinces at Duke. uTimes had a change to interview the player of the #1 Honor Province, eueuBeaR:
uTimes: Tell me about your age! What was your kingdom like?
eueuBeaR: It was my fourth age coming back to the game. 3rd full age being a monarch. It was an inactive kingdom when I first joined. Slowly I invited some friends in, got everyone to work together, got rid of inactive/useless players and things got progressively better from there on. All in all, an awesome age for me. I did randomly get messages from people complimenting my kingdom theme, which by the way was The Break Up.
uTimes: You were the first province to make it to Prince this age, and you ended up as #1 at EoA. What do you think helped you achieve this?
eueuBeaR: I gotta thank my supportive kingdom mates. They've been good to me. Some of them fought wars which got themselves province killed, but they didn't really complain about it and continued fighting. And well, I hate to say this, but in my last war of the age, the enemy refused to surrender even when they were razed down to about 30% of our kingdom networth. So I continued feeding on their honour, which got me this far.
uTimes: Was there any mischief during this age for you? Did you ever have to go into Vacation Mode due to unexplained RKing of your province?
eueuBeaR: I did go into Vacation mode. But there weren't any unexplained razes from outside. So after 3 days of vacation, I decided that it wasn't necessary to do that. Therefore I came out and continued leeching from the enemy's honour.
uTimes: Was there a lot of EoA action for you to maintain your honor?
eueuBeaR: Definitely yes. African Tiger Fish was very close. I was very nervous about sustaining number 1. I even had to wake up on the last hour of the Utopia month (which was 6.40am for me in the morning) to earn some last minute honour points.
uTimes: So how does it feel, taking the province honor crown for this age?
eueuBeaR: It surely feels good. But it definitely feels better if I could've brought my kingdom to a top 10 honour in the world ranking. After all, I still regard team achievement above my personal achievement.
The Most Honorable Provinces in the World
July 1st, YR9
1 Clash of Character (3:27) Dark Elf The Break Up (3:27) Barkonia (#27) 7940
2 African Tiger Fish (16:20) Gnome The Fish (16:20) Utosia (#20) 7907
3 HateCrew (7:30) Dark Elf Smoking Kills (7:30) Enia (#30) 7500
4 LaChrizz (7:30) Dark Elf Smoking Kills (7:30) Enia (#30) 7163
5 S E R A P H I E L (15:33) Dark Elf iGnOmErCy reloaded (15:33) Harton (#33) 6487
6 Theres Someone Else (3:27) Gnome The Break Up (3:27) Barkonia (#27) 6287
7 Titan Tase (7:30) Elf Smoking Kills (7:30) Enia (#30) 5948
8 My thieves Hurt (14:7) Gnome The Nerds HaJ WAR (14:7) Gaia (#7) 5605
9 Can I Go TM (14:28) Dark Elf Old School Hostile (14:28) Cantora (#28) 5282
10 Lost in Love (4:35) Gnome Loves War (4:35) Justa (#35) 5276
Brave New WoL
And so, as we bid our farewell to the long over-dated code of Mehul, and venture into the new unpredictable code of OMAC, there are a few things to keep in mind:
The updated changes for the Age of Light have been posted in detail [here].
Some important highlights of the above post are included below:
- Please note that the server time has been changed to UTC/GMT -8 hours, Pacific Time Zone.
- Logout bonuses no longer exist (no rewards for staying off the server).
- Raze is back to destroying only Buildings during war.
With the new code, there has been a scramble to update IRC bots, scripts, and tools. uTimes has been able to provide a brief rundown of the tools that are functional / will be functional with the new code. They are listed below:
- Utopiapimp: The old Utopiapimp will no longer be functional as molesquirrel pointed out in his mass message sent. The new pimp is located at: http://codingforcharity.com.
- Utopia Angel: For those of you that have been wondering, BrotherGreen has recently updated Angel for compatibility with the new code. The new version of Angel was released October 25th, 2009. BG mentions that there will, however, be quite a few unknowns that will only be revealed when the game starts. Testers may be needed to help complete the new version. Please check Utopia Temple for more details.
- DPBot: TheDragonPortal.net announced their release of the latest IRC bot, updated for the new code. Further details can be read [here]
All's Well That Ends Well
At last, the Age of Change has ended, shedding new hope onto the remaining Utopians, as we move forward into the Age of Light. A new experience is about to unfold. For the first time, Utopians bid farewell to the code they knew so well in the last 10 years, since the inauguration of this simple, yet complex game. It is a time to reminiscent, by looking back at the journey we took to get to where we are today. It is a time to relish the present, by basking in the glory of our achievements. And it is a time to gaze into the future; a future we have so eagerly waited upon: the arrival of the new code, and a new chance to re-establish our foundations. This is the future of Utopia, and this is just the beginning.
Comments
Realest, from Sonata
"We are just a slacker kd playing for fun without intent for any boring whoring. Special thanks to CGG, SnirpsneR, Aviad, humb, ASF, zauper, chandler, Fate1316, and benM for making this win possible - we couldn't have done it without you guys! Also, a big FUCK YOU to Sanctuary. Dirty- sux. That is all."
AquaSeaFoam, from Rage of Absalom
"Where did all the targets go?"
flogger, from Mercy of Absalom
"It was a carefully orchestrated plan to bring a massive GB on both Sonata and Sanct in the last 30 mins so Mercy could be #1 of course."
Gandy, from Zenobias Zealots
"Bots don't die. They just get unplugged. Someone made the mistake of plugging our server back in. Long live the Script!"
Loiso, from Freeakstyle
"It was fun. :)"
mod, from Old School
"We did not aim for honor, we only warred mid range kds while relaxing. In the end farmer won the farmer charts."
urkel, from Pyromaniacs TF
"We're happy that we managed to be top 10 in honor the second time in a row and hope to reach a similar position this age. I thank all our kd mates for being so active and loyal."
phiwha, #1 NW/Land Province, from Sonata
"Thanks to all the Sonata guys/gals (especially the ones I tricked into playing), thanks to CGG, and fuck you Sanctuary."
CGG, #2 NW/Land Province, from Zenobias Zealots
"I attack with elf lords."
hesus, #5 NW Province, from Fratzia
"Abs Sucks Donkey Dick."
UG, #5 Land Province, from Sinners
"HaLL are niggers."
eueuBeaR, #1 Honor Province, from The Break Up
"Thanks to my page and kingdom mates, if it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have gotten this far."
uTimes would like to extend our congratulations to all kingdoms and individuals that placed in the charts this age, and would like to wish everyone a happy new age! A big thank you to all participating kingdoms and individuals that contributed their comments and time to the EoA article, without you there is no article. ;) Anyone looking to add their comments or correct any mistakes of facts within this article should contact Versace on IRC. Best of luck in the new age!

Comments
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Who are all these ghettos. pfft. what a fun age that was :D
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Hunting Season
** Summary **
&& Total Attacks Made: 3 (149 acres)
&& -- Traditional March: 1 (149 acres)
&& -- Raze: 1 (115 acres)
&& -- Failed Attacks: 1 (33.3% failure)
!!! Total Attacks Suffered: 54 (5,033 acres)
!!! -- Traditional March: 44 (4,356 acres)
!!! -- Raze: 10 (677 acres)
A part from Freakstyle's last farm war.
But sadly none could be done versus those farmers as absalom alliance protected those losers and threatened everyone to declare alliancewar on the single kingdoms that would take action against those lame farmer.
GG utopia
too much politics :) boring age.
Anyway congratz on all top honor, nw and acres kingdoms.
<3 r4d
<3 all marvel crews
good bye utopia
awww how cute realest and phiphi <3
and fuck you very much Sanctuary..
That was pretty lame of Sanctuary of Absalom to break a NAP with Sonata @ EoA.
Very hawt eoa article! Well done.
much <3 to my sonata babes. Even though you trixzed me with all the 'come join our inactive ghetto' talk. It was worth it :D
And do I really have to join you eq:ers so you can get a good age again? I'm tempted ;p
/me snickers
@snow: FS is not under any alliance protection dude. You're totally wrong.
We got honor crown because enemies went inactive and decided not to give us the war win but it's them you'll need to blame, not us. We just used our chances and we did it smart. :-)
Snow, why won't you tell how ur KD in last day defected 3 low honor provinces and go 3 fresh ones to increase KD honor this way? Or about all those anon hits to land drop your provinces. This of course all fair means to boost own honor isnt it?
As for our war, believe it or not but this started as normal war. Those who played on island 19 might recall 8:19 having "msg 4 war" type of Kd name. Not our fault that after war started those guys pretty quickly went inactive but still decided to not withdraw and drag the war till EoA. Yes, further warring was pretty much one-sided but what would you do being on our place? Sit and do nothing? Or just WD asap and then sit and do nothing? :P
And, wow, apparently we were protected by Absalom. So nice of them... too bad i did not know it :) Do you have any proof of what you are saying or as always? :P
You know, as for me you look now as much bigger loser then we ever did. Just because your KD did not win the honor race you start inventing various excuses. And of course since you did not win it, this happened ONLY because the rest of the world cheated, threatened and did all kind of those lame tricks.
GG indeed, Snow
i have tons of logs with ASF that says abs protects u cause u helped in awar
we did not work with ano hits on us till abs "protected" u
who says moving in 3 new provs for our knights is not allowed ?
there were only 5 ano hits by freedom. the biggest landdrop was done by abs cause we razed that other farm kd
enjoy the honor crown farmer boy
lol u definitely were. had a nice talks with ASF for several hours.
in the end it is our own fault. staying out of tpo cause of exams+octoberfest+other summer stuff. warring mid range kds that gave us too much honor. so we brought us ourselves into that situation to even care about those farm chart.
and "enemy went inactive" and "did not want to give us the warwin" - i ingame msged the warpartner of you and the flying kd. both said their monarch refuses to withdraw while the whole kd wants.
the enemy of the Flying kd tf also said their monarch ordered to only hit !1! prov over the whole war.
well enjoy your crown. we cared about it for like 5 days. and after today we will not care about it anymore either
dunno about those logs, was not aware of it. But i guess i need to say thanks to ASF for not letting you to stick your nose in our... well, our war. After all who says that keeping hitting enemy KD which went inactive and yet does not withdraw is not allowed?
Also, do u have ANY proof that we arranged that "farming"? Or this is typical whining of "wanna win" person?
Thanks, though i dont take this "crown" so seriously as u. On other hand your whines pretty much add some value to it...
Nice article and good age :)
Thank you ben, cos, and sagittarius for making this last age such a blast!
Until we meet again guys.
But i guess i need to say thanks to ASF for not letting you to stick your nose in our... well, our war.
Go suck his cock some more please. :)
Besides I think you are the one that should prove us that you weren't farming. Papers say you warred for 3-4 days and enemy didn't retal your hits. What bigger proof you want?
MA, it seems the theme of Abs cock sucking really bothers you... u mention it so often. Did those guys... err... did they something bad and ugly with you or something? :)
And i dont see how papers can prove that the war is pre-agreed farming. It just shows inactivity of one side nothing more. But if u REALLY want it i can dig MSN logs... there should be talks with their monarch discussing war terms.
So what are we supposed to do when he doesn't want to WD? Kill him?
They tried to switch monarch several times but they were so inactive so they couldn't even get their 50+% to change him. :-P
According to bulshit I see in this commentaries it seems you still care for honor crown loss and this makes the win even sweeter.
Damn now I feel so much better as I see your suffering about it guys.
It's only a game. Don't put too much energy in it. :-P
You freeakstyle noobs can just shut up now. Nobody cares about the farm chart nor that you cheated your fucking asses off to get it while OLD SCHOOL warred kingdoms that aren't complete ghettoes to fall short to farmers. Congrats?
Congrats to all the winners. Good show, Sonata.
Well done Versace, nice job!
Cheers for Freeze-time entertainment uTimes.
Gratz to Sonata! 'nuff said.
What? Controversy regarding Honor chart? Idon't believe it!
Who would have suspected!? bla bla zZz...
Round 45...*ding ding*
@UG: way to contradict yourself there, nub
if "nobody cares ... that [we] cheated [our] fucking asses off to get it," and i'm guessing you meant that to say "and i don't either," then why are you commenting on it? very obviously, people DO care. so how about you just head back to your little corner and cry a little bit more.
thank you for the congratulations, your heartfelt comments are surely going to make my day */sarcasm
@MA: we know we didn't farm, we don't need to prove anything to anyone. if freeakstyle's only goal in life was to clamour for your acceptance, i'd be the first to shoot myself.
@mod: ... seriously? ... i don't .. yeah w/e i'm not gonna bother.
that's about 5 days more than we cared about it. learn to NOT be a sore loser please.
Are you insinuating that I cheated? According to the rules, gbp isn't against them. So sorry mr. noob that nobody has ever heard of. Only cheater here is you faggot. Keep fucking farming you piece of shit.
awww Realest. that's so sweet! :)
[x] yes [x] yes
too bad you're marrying Syntico already! :(
Very nice article. indeed :)
i enjoyed the entire read :)
ps Dragons <3 that 178 acres first tick oop <3
take it as a compliment i'll remember that moment for all my utopian days :)
Is there a dutchman named Gorash in your kingdom? If so let him know that flogger, EEK and shaky are looking for him =)
that was in Vegas, we can get it annulled, I am not putting out to consummate the marriage
@UG: ugh, learn to read. i'm "insinuating" (although that's not the proper word for me to use, unfortunately, but it seems you'll understand better if i speak in your terms) that you actually care about something you profess not to care about.
it also seems like you've got some insecurities that you're very quick to defend, no? in my experience that usually happens when that party (which would be you, just in case you think i'm insinuating otherwise) is guilty of whatever they're denying.
and i reject your apology.
gratz Sonata...
first appearance with the triple crowns FTW [excluding the honor/clown crown offcourse]
never found a kd ever did that for the rest of careers. Great jobs guys and 2 gals lol
I was told you guys are playing again.. welcome back to the game, I have been around ;)
a ghetto-basher of a loser alliance participating in a stupid gangbang defended cheating just to win some stupid crown.
heh, nicely farted Apollos. Try again :P
No insecurities here, mr. noob that nobody knows. I'd be the last person in Utopia with insecurities. I wouldn't try to correct someone on spelling or grammar in the English language in your shoes, either. You seem to think every sentence begins with a lowercase letter and that the word "i" is lowercase. I'm sure I can find plenty more problems with your post, but there's no reason to bother. You should just shut the fuck up since you don't know shit yourself.
Now go back to farming, you little noob fuck that nobody knows.
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i'm glad you're checking my proper use of english, that's usually what people start talking about when they don't have anything else to nitpick. (in case you didn't understand the implication, i'm saying you're running out of arguments. please try and prove me wrong.)
forgive me for speaking so much (not that i care about your forgiveness) but i'm sure that if you were in a kingdom that was worth being proud of, that you would do much the same thing. of course with all the proper grammar or w/e insignificant details you want to mention.
besides, if seeing perfect english was your life goal, i doubt utopia is the best way of fulfilling that.
i'm sure you wouldn't think the honour crown is so stupid, Apollos, if you had even the slightest chance of winning it. unfortunately, i doubt you do.
see post at the bottom of the page (it's *currently* at the bottom, can't guarantee it'll still be the last post when you check)
Any kd slightly organized can win it when you farm.
I'M running out of arguments? LOL! You obviously have no clue who I am. Hi. I'm UG. Biggest fucking asshole on the server. I argue with idiots like you every day all fucking day just for shits and giggles. You stupid shit.
you'd need something more substantial than that for me to consider it as an argument
rofl.. so true.. we've tried and regretted..
imho no one could win the clown crown without farming or cheating!!!
brute was the last legitimate kd i knew who won it in their first appearance.
You see I don't fucking care what you consider an argument. Ever.
you seems know alot humb :P
I know you try hard UG, still VT2 is still bigger then you... but dont give up, maybe one day u will get ahead :P
You don't know shit. Not a fucking thing about me. Nobody ever heard of your ghetto ass, so the bigger question is who the fuck are you? Everyone knows who I am. Nobody knows who the fuck you are, or damn near nobody knows.
Good effort, well done! But still not as good as VT2 could do. You need more training... perhaps put more emotions in posts or something. But still not bad. Im deeply hurt :P
P.S. Not all ppl want Troll fame... and there are more interesting things in life. Maybe some day you will realize it...
"P.S. Not all ppl want Troll fame... and there are more interesting things in life. Maybe some day you will realize it..."
Says the idiot that replies to every post I make. Congrats. You sir are an official troll.
Now reply again. Your master UG has summoned you.
i think you're confusing me and Loiso, no?
please try and at least keep your facts straight.
try again, that STILL doesn't count.