On July 16 of YR9 Jerks (10:39) launched a small wave on to Crisis HaJ(16:38) trying to bate them for war. Three hours later Crisis started a ruby, made two hits back and pushed the button.
July 19 of YR9 CRISIS HaJ(16:38) has declared WAR with our kingdom!
Jerks used a combination of Nightmares and deep chains to take down Crisis biggest provinces during their first wave. Late during the first day of war Jerks noticed Crisis keeping more def at home and switched over to max gains. Crisis focusing their chains on Jerks attackers was not able to stand ground and withdrew at minimum time.
February 19 of YR10 CRISIS HaJ WARRRR(16:38) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
Comments
ravenx, Monarch of Jerks
"Thanks for the WW HaJ,
Jerks ftw see ya next age"
uTimes were unable to reach Crisis for a comment.
** Hostile Summary for Jerks**
Total Attacks Made: 15 (2583 acres) -- Traditional March: 12 (2583 acres) -- Failed Attacks: 3 (20% failure) Total Attacks Suffered: 2 (550 acres) -- Traditional March: 2 (550 acres)
The Kingdom of (10:39)
Total acres exchanged:+2033 acres (15/2)
+361 acres: 15 like the guy who cries (1/0)
+274 acres: 09 I wanna be evil (1/0)
+233 acres: 06 I wanna tell lies (1/0)
+209 acres: 20 And whatever I have got (1/0)
+201 acres: 08 and throw mud pies (1/0)
+194 acres: 16 I wanna be horrid (1/0)
+165 acres: 02 I wanna spit tacks (1/0)
+164 acres: 11 I wanna be bad (1/0)
+140 acres: 05 I wanna be wicked (1/0)
+132 acres: 24 Just as mean and (1/0)
+92 acres: 14 I wanna sing songs (1/0)
+0 acres: 01 I wanna be evil (1/0)
+0 acres: 10 But more that that (1/0)
+0 acres: 03 I wanna be evil (1/0)
-132 acres: 21 I am eager to lose (1/2)
The Kingdom of (16:38)
Total acres exchanged:-1591 acres (2 /12 )
+368 acres: in the night (1/0)
+182 acres: Pour some SUGAR on (1/0)
-132 acres: in th3 night (0/1)
-194 acres: keep the ground running (0/2)
-201 acres: to sing the blues (0/1)
-257 acres: will win Some will (0/2)
-361 acres: Streetlight people (0/1)
-438 acres: I guess I should have forgot (0/3)
-558 acres: IWannaBeDrunk (0/2)
The Kingdom of (11:27)
Total acres exchanged: -442 acres (0/3)
-209 acres: Unnamed Province 8 (0/2)
-233 acres: PLAYERS (0/1)
Total acres exchanged:+5900 acres (106 /58 )
+611 acres: 10 But more that that (4/0)
+581 acres: 03 I wanna be evil (4/1)
+520 acres: 02 I wanna spit tacks (4/0)
+465 acres: 18 I want to be horrid (5/3)
+453 acres: 07 I wanna be mean (5/0)
+399 acres: 20 And whatever I have got (4/3)
+388 acres: 08 and throw mud pies (5/2)
+388 acres: 19 I want to make news (3/0)
+384 acres: 01 I wanna be evil (4/2)
+363 acres: 09 I wanna be evil (3/0)
+358 acres: 04 and cheat at jacks (3/1)
+346 acres: 06 I wanna tell lies (4/1)
+337 acres: 14 I wanna sing songs (5/1)
+280 acres: 17 I wanna drink booze (4/1)
+185 acres: 05 I wanna be wicked (4/2)
+176 acres: 24 Just as mean and (3/1)
+165 acres: 22 I wanna be evil (5/4)
+121 acres: 12 I wanna be evil (5/4)
+88 acres: 23 little evil me (8/4)
+32 acres: 15 like the guy who cries (3/2)
+13 acres: 21 I am eager to lose (8/9)
-43 acres: 16 I wanna be horrid (2/2)
-263 acres: 13 I wanna hurt flies (6/9)
-447 acres: 11 I wanna be bad (5/6)
The Kingdom of (16:38)
Total acres exchanged:-6045 acres (57 /106 )
+640 acres: to sing the blues (3/0)
+516 acres: TheIdiotsAreTakingOver (3/0)
+502 acres: in th3 night (4/2)
+262 acres: Streetlight people (1/0)
+222 acres: like pigs from a gun (2/1)
+193 acres: Find emotion (4/2)
+174 acres: Livin in sin (2/1)
-97 acres: lose Some were born (4/4)
-103 acres: will win Some will (1/1)
-114 acres: Pour some SUGAR on (3/4)
-312 acres: on the floor surrounded (5/5)
-365 acres: paranoia strikes deep (2/5)
-439 acres: keep the ground running (1/3)
-448 acres: Strangers waiting (3/5)
-754 acres: The power of the steel (4/13)
-1061 acres: my fill Everybody (4/12)
-1067 acres: enjoy your stay (2/7)
-1196 acres: I guess I should have forgot (2/8)
-1284 acres: IWannaBeDrunk (4/23)
-1314 acres: in the night (3/10)
The Kingdom of (11:27)
Total acres exchanged: +145 acres (1/0)
+145 acres: Anonymous province from (11:27) (1/0)
If you weren't so fucking stupid, you would notice that I jokingly ask who every ghetto is on this site including well known kingdoms like Absalom kingdoms.
I liked our war against Jerks better they still kicked our ass but it drug on and we lost activity think it was their 3-4th war "WARNING" Hope for a rematch in the future. No longer in warning thow
Total Attacks Made: 15 (2583 acres)
Total Attacks Suffered: 2 (550 acres)
Comments
26 comments postedLe w00t =)
Jerk powa'
Good job guys, looks like a sound victory.
<3 to the entire jerks crew! Good job!
gj jerks - had a nice age lets kick some ass in the next ;)
What, HaJ lost a war. Who would've thought?
bunch of ghetto fags
Who the fuck are these ghettoes?
who the fuck are you unknown ghost, ghetto noob
Just your average noob who waved both of these ghettoes and they both gave up free waves. Who are you negro? A cocklover?
So you are asking who these ghetto's are, but you do know that you waved them and got free acres...
I guess I'm missing something here :)
Ontopic: Solid WW Jerks :)
<3 Ravenx and KS
If you weren't so fucking stupid, you would notice that I jokingly ask who every ghetto is on this site including well known kingdoms like Absalom kingdoms.
congratz Jerks, congratz ravenx and KS
never noticed...
but its fun to see you getting heated up on nothing :)
heated up? lol.
UG runs hot 24/7/365
I don't get "heated up". I simply point out your stupidity as a flaw.
only reason y we didnt hit ur ass back UG is cuz we were in pump mode...... ONLY reason... dont think of urself to highly lol .
also, after our pump and war we looked for u, but your kd seemed to disappear?!
lol =)
ouch .... that gotta hurt
We'll keep that in mind when we see you tag up this age. Lets see if you run again.
Did we war?
I liked our war against Jerks better they still kicked our ass but it drug on and we lost activity think it was their 3-4th war "WARNING" Hope for a rematch in the future. No longer in warning thow
REPLY TO THIS: only reason y we didnt hit ur ass back UG is cuz we were in pump mode...... ONLY reason... dont think of urself to highly lol .
ah, excuses excuses. You need only one :)
REPLY TO THIS: also, after our pump and war we looked for u, but your kd seemed to disappear?!
yeah, we were afraid of you and went into stealth mode, so you can't find us
REPLIED TO THIS: also, after our pump and war we looked for u, but your kd seemed to disappear?!
on a more serious note, I bet you would look for us if we didn't get deleted. :)
celien is a pretty cool guy imo. GG on warwin :p
MA is a fag, gj jerknubs <3