Simians KLA (10:19) has withdrawn from war with Pulse TCL (11:19)

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29 comments posted
 

props.

JohnSnowstorm's picture
Posted by JohnSnowstorm on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 15:17
 

On behalf of Sinners I would use this chance to lol at Simians. Once again Anri thought min time is 3+ days.

Thx for providing me lulz and 3k acres. Its appreciated and respected. :)

inb4 stop trolling simians MA

Posted by MorbidAngel on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:15
 

Thanks for the war.

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Posted by curdie on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:46
 

** Summary **

Total Attacks Made: 250 (70417 acres)
-- Traditional March: 217 (64836 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (61 acres)
-- Ambush: 20 (5520 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 12 (4.8% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 210 (71071 acres)
-- Traditional March: 171 (67141 acres)
-- Ambush: 15 (3930 acres)
-- Massacres: 14 (145162 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 10 (4.8% failure)

The Kingdom of (10:19)

Total acres exchanged: -654 acres (250/210)
+2911 acres: Seven of Nine (11/0)
+2752 acres: Anonymous province from (10:19) (11/0)
+2069 acres: Magic 8-ball (7/0)
+2010 acres: Well How About Whats 6 Times 7 (16/6)
+930 acres: 33 and a Third (12/3)
+911 acres: Nine one one (6/5)
+851 acres: 1 NOOB better than 25 1337 (12/3)
+641 acres: Three 6 Mafia Financial (7/2)
+538 acres: See you 2morrow (19/17)
+493 acres: 2cold2hold2hot2handle (7/4)
+270 acres: 99 Bottles of beer (12/7)
+189 acres: 8 Angry Dwarves From Camelot (11/12)
+99 acres: 3point1four1five9 (6/5)
+8 acres: Gugury Maloos (9/10)
-36 acres: The 40 Year Old Virgin (10/13)
-289 acres: 28 cm of Hard Wood (14/13)
-718 acres: Lucky Number Se7en (10/9)
-985 acres: Ohferfuxsake (10/9)
-987 acres: A stitch in time saves 9 (0/10)
-994 acres: 1 eighth of sweet freedom (17/17)
-1085 acres: 2 in the pink 1 in the stink (5/12)
-1302 acres: The 1 and Only Bitsch (10/13)
-1850 acres: 10000 fireflies in utopia (13/9)
-2608 acres: 5 Golden Blings (9/15)
-4472 acres: X Dwarves Y DEs Can Kill You (6/16)

The Kingdom of (11:19)

Total acres exchanged: +654 acres (210/250)
+17019 acres: Anonymous province from (11:19) (38/0)
+2373 acres: lubed lilac (11/1)
+2319 acres: xanith xanadu (8/1)
+2189 acres: avuncular aqua (9/1)
+2006 acres: pedo pink (8/0)
+1715 acres: veiny violet (6/0)
+1688 acres: pulsating purple (5/0)
+1646 acres: outstanding orange (6/1)
+1395 acres: gigantic gold (4/1)
+1094 acres: gobbleknob green (5/3)
+949 acres: backdoor black (8/1)
+539 acres: spunky silver (5/2)
+262 acres: papal plum (1/0)
+242 acres: crimson cleft (8/4)
-426 acres: banging burgundy (0/1)
-689 acres: nymphomaniac navy (12/12)
-698 acres: luscious lavender (10/5)
-1263 acres: kinky khaki (5/6)
-1645 acres: bootylicious blue (6/11)
-2308 acres: bouncing beige (5/12)
-2844 acres: wetspot white (6/12)
-3382 acres: ravishing red (13/29)
-6347 acres: molesting moccasin (9/39)
-6703 acres: creamy cream (11/39)
-8477 acres: engorged eggplant (11/69)

I think the summary can speak for itself.

Pulse is a great KD and we had lots of fun warring them! Thanks for the war and congrats on the win! <3

MA, ive stopped fighting you long ago. Enjoy the acres you gained.

Posted by Anri on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 19:53
 

giving up, eh? :)

/thread

Posted by MorbidAngel on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 21:50
 

i am getting to old for your fights.

Posted by Anri on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 21:53
 

it was about time, dont you think.. Now you only need to stop giving me reasons for these comments.. :P

Posted by MorbidAngel on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 10:29
 

trying my best to avoid haters ;-)

Posted by Anri on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 15:52
 

I don't think anyone "hates" on your trash kingdom or you.

Posted by Adolf (not verified) on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 21:36
 

i care so much about what you say Adolf.

Posted by Anri on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 21:44
 

just wanted to say that im impressed by simians efforts this war, and if we wouldnt have had all the advantages things mightve looked differently. our summary was +10kish (not counting landlusts). then again we had one of our worst wars in a long time ;x

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Posted by Joerne on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 21:26
 

Thanks Joerne!

Posted by Anri on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 21:51
 

Joerne is getting old.

Haha at MA's comment.

Congrats Pulse :)

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Posted by AlosanTCL on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 22:04
 

joerne:
Total acres exchanged: +12000 acres (210/250)

and we appear to have gained ~3k from LL as well judging from the kd page numbers.

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Posted by JohnSnowstorm on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 22:27
 

Cuddos to JohnSnowstorm & crew.

We warred from a bad position, didnt want to bite a wave. And esp warring against a KD like Pulse who were 100% prepared.. its imo not even a bad score that we didnt loose acres and kept it going longer than mintime. Better war than biting a wave or running.

They were just better this time.
Cheers.

Posted by Fibber on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 05:14
 

I also like to point out that John gave us notice. They said they would not wave us straight OOW and they kept that promise. I could have moved into FW and waved but we rather wanted to war despite we knew we would lose due to many factors. My KD outhit Pulse in a war that lasted until saturday night, id say that is a sign of strength for us and maybe even a sign of weakness for Pulse.

Anyway, thanks for the fun fight. Exactly how wars should be fought.
GG Pulse crew once again! <3

Posted by Anri on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 06:32
 

yeah, turned out to be a bad patch of activity for us with one of our players dissapearing from the face of the earth with no notice and another having rl issues and also going awol among some other niggling problems.

we also werent spamming hits on deeply chained targets :p

when you factor in that our first wave was annoned and the majority of our armies were back soon after you WD and id say that activity was ~even.

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Posted by JohnSnowstorm on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 11:23
 

True that. We also had a nub DE moving into vacation the day prior to the wave without telling me about it. Dont you just hate that. That DE would have made us stronger in the T/M.

Now looking forward to a new and exciting age if no one else feels up for the task of waving us while we are not ready. I say bring it on and fuck the charts!

Rawwwrr! =)

Posted by Anri on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 11:44
 

Pulse is probably best KD ever.

Posted by cya on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 16:18
 

Cya, war them and you will change your mind. This age i warred 3 kds that performed better then Pulse did. Thats just my 5 cents. .

Posted by Anri on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 21:31
 

They are like Godlike

Posted by cya on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 09:09
 

I sense resentment

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Posted by Chrissi on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:29
 

Anri, war Pulse this coming age. i bet youll change your mind ;)

katie's picture
Posted by katie on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 03:36
 

mm yeah. you didnt really get to see us as we usually are ;x sadly

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Posted by Joerne on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 15:24
 

i know...

We will get stronger as well, still rebuilding and trying to fill the void of many old players leaving the KD. But i am pretty sure we wont match Pulse for the upcoming age. But stupid as we are we will sure try again. Its the most effective way to get better and stronger, war the best KDs you can possible find =).

Posted by Anri on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 01:10
 

You've been trying to get better and stronger since age 4. You suck every age, you fucking clown.

Posted by UnknownGhost on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:15
 

UG needs some love

Posted by Anri on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 14:13
 

qft

Posted by MorbidAngel on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 06:14
 

WTF.. this abstopia should die.

Posted by humb on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 06:21